Singham returns

Posted by : Soham Wednesday, 22 October 2014

There's this really annoying song in this movie, 'Aata majhi satalki'. It's based on the catchphrase in both movies, 'Aata majhi satakli' which the main character says when he becomes angry.

And the singer of this highly "incredible" song is none other than Yo Yo Honey Singh.

Fight-fight, fight like Bruce Lee
Fight-fight, fight like Bruce Lee
Fight-fight, fight like Bruce Lee
Fight-fight, fight like Bruce Lee...

Please, Bruce Lee was a legend. Bajirao Singham is a result of poor editing and a mixture of Bollywood and Tollywood. There's light years of difference between

and

Mera solah (16) ka dola, chiaalis (46) ki chaati
Seedhi baat bolun, baatein ghumani nahi aati
(Aata Majhi Satakli)

My bicep is sixteen (inches)
and the chest is forty six (inches)
I'm straightforward,
I don't know how to say things in a circular way
I am going mad now.

Eh, might be true. You never know what kind of drugs he can afford with a bollywood salary.

Jigra hai tiger
Dimag se hyper
Aata majhi satakli
To goli maarun jaise sniper
Aata Majhi Satakli

My heart is that of tiger,
I've a short temper
When I go mad now,
I shoot like a sniper.
I am going mad now.

The writers were so desperate for a rhyme, they actually used the word sniper. I don't think a single Bollywood movie has ever portrayed a sniper. No, a sniper-like character in Bollywood movies is a guy with such inhumane aim and accuracy, that he can do the job of a sniper, with a 9mm, from twice as far.

Goli maare jaise sniper, yes!
Mera balma hai tiger, true!
Mera balma hai tiger, correct!
Arey very very hyper!
Aata Majhi Satakli

He shoots like a sniper, yes,
my beloved is a tiger, true.
my beloved is a tiger, correct.
Very very hyper.
Going mad now.

Kareena butts in by flattering Ajay but, of course, he shows no reaction.

She says, he shoots like a sniper. Ah yes,

Ata maajhi satakli
mala raag yetoy..

I am going mad..
I am feeling mad..

Calm down bruh.

Ata maajhi satakli
mala raag yetoy..

I am going mad..
I am feeling mad..

Alright.

Ata maajhi satakli
mala raag yetoy..

Not even gonna translate.

Ata maajhi satakli
mala raag yetoy..

Nobody gives a shit.

Ata maajhi satakli
mala raag yetoy..

Let me make something clear. This is not a fucking hook/chorus. This is exactly like

and a million more shitty songs.

Majha mardaniraaya re
Yachi waghachi kaaya re
Bheet naahi konala re
Assa Marathi chaava re
Aata Majhi Satakli

My manly king..
his body is like a lion,
he's not afraid of anyone..
Such a Marathi stud he is..

In the entire movie, he spouts like 20 Marathi words, and he's a "Marathi stud". My NRI cousin speaks more Marathi than he does.

Angry young man
Mi aahe majhashi lafda.. naay naay
Todun na taaken haat paay
When Aata Majhi Satakli
Bolo mujhe bye bye!

Angry young man,
If you fight with me,
I'll break your hands and legs..
When I go mad,
just say bye to me.

I had heard of Hinglish, Minglish and Mindi. But this, this is diabolical.

Another thing this "verse" tells us is that Yo Yo Honey Singh, like 90% of Indian students, is a parrot by profession. (Obviously, you can't call his singing/rapping professional) He doesn't understand a word of Marathi, and he just memorized these lines.

Aata Majhi Satakli -
mala raag yetoy

I'll just order a pizza and finish it till the beginning of the next "verse".

So far, what we've understood is that,
1) Yo Yo Honey Singh himself doesn't know what he "raps" about.
2) Only job Kareena Kapoor has in this video is to make it slutty so that the video is still good enough even when the song is muted.
3) Ajay Devgan is worse than a PMS-ing teenager.