Posted by : Soham
Saturday 11 October 2014
Since I started ranting about bollywood, I decided to go for bollywood music as well.
Today's song:
Oh yay...this couple again. Looks like all the stupidity jokes weren't enough for her to quit acting. Well, let's hope that they do the trick before her next movie.
I'm not going to bother discussing what's wrong with the video...I'm not that jobless, but let's start with the lyrics.
Woo..!Okay...another Punjabi song. Well, I looked it up and the translation is somewhat
Pehla ta kudi ne Ludhiana vi ni tappeya si
Tappeya si..
Pehla ta kudi ne Ludhiana vi ni tappeya
Puchhe bina gharo baahr per vi ni rakheya
Jado di madam ji shehar vich aai
Bas party diya galla kar di rehndi eh
Kudi Saturday Saturday kardi rendi eh
Kudi Saturday Saturday kardi rendi eh
The girl hadn’t even gone outside Ludhiana before thisSo basically, she used to be a good kid back when she was in Ludhiana (a city in Northern India) then she came to the city for college and became a party hoe.
The girl hadn’t even gone outside Ludhiana before this
She wouldn’t even put a step outside her home without asking elders/parents
But since the girl/madam has come to the city
She only talks about parties
The girl keeps on talking about Saturday
Saturday SaturdayStupid chorus.
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Hanji fir ek baar dekho aaya shanivaar
Party karne ke liye baby ji ho gayi taiyyar
Look, it's saturday againSo, yeah, like established earlier, she's a party hoe and only looks forward to saturdays.
Baby's ready to start partying
Sarojni ke kapde pehen ke jaati madam disco
VIP me complimentary shots bhi de do isko
She goes to the disco wearing Sarojni's clothes...does she even know who Sarojini is? Or what kind of clothes she wore?
Give her complimentary shots in the VIP
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Sarojini Naidu |
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Alia Bhatt |
If you're going to make a dumb song, at least don't disrespect one of India's most respected women.
Isko gaadi chahiye lambi
Usme music chahiye LOUD
She wants a car that's longAre we really sure it's a long car that she wants? Cuz, given her reputation and the flow of this song...it could be something else...
And it must have music that's loud
Ye jaati mehenge club me
Jahaan hota dhang ka CROWD
She goes to an expensive clubWell, obviously, you go to a cheap club wearing clothes like that, you're gonna end up as the headline of next day's newspaper...and not in a good way. And, she wants a good crowd...figures...
Where there's a certain crowd
Ludhiyane se aai ladki university padhti hai
Kehti to hai student hai, But I DOUBT!
The girl from Ludhiana goes to universityWhole movie revolves around the fact that they're in the same university (or something) and this is what the song has. Hence proving, the song writers have nothing to do with the movie. They suck separately.
She says she's a student, but I doubt!
Mundeya de palle vi tu chadeya ni kakh
Jado Sunday Monday kare tera jhutte khanda lakk
You have left the boys with nothingSo, boys that go after her are now broke...she's also a gold digger.
Your waist swings right to left while you walk
Aati Honda mein, Audi mein jati tu khisak
Suck.. suck.. Baby What the F***
She comes in a Honda, leaves in an AudiShe comes in a shitty car and leaves with some rich guy's Audi cuz gold digger. And.. was that censor really required...?
Suck.. suck.. baby what the f***
Apart from that, the song is pretty similar, describing a party girl who gets everyone's attention because of her clothes and behaviour.
P.S: 1) If that video was posted on Redtube, it wouldn't be removed.
2) She wears more sets of clothes in a 3 minute video than I do in an entire week
3) Yes, this is like a Hindi Musical Autopsy, let me know if I should continue doing this.