Since I started ranting about bollywood, I decided to go for bollywood music as well.

Today's song:


Oh yay...this couple again. Looks like all the stupidity jokes weren't enough for her to quit acting. Well, let's hope that they do the trick before her next movie.

I'm not going to bother discussing what's wrong with the video...I'm not that jobless, but let's start with the lyrics.

Woo..!
Pehla ta kudi ne Ludhiana vi ni tappeya si
Tappeya si..
Pehla ta kudi ne Ludhiana vi ni tappeya
Puchhe bina gharo baahr per vi ni rakheya
Jado di madam ji shehar vich aai
Bas party diya galla kar di rehndi eh
Kudi Saturday Saturday kardi rendi eh
Kudi Saturday Saturday kardi rendi eh

Okay...another Punjabi song. Well, I looked it up and the translation is somewhat

The girl hadn’t even gone outside Ludhiana before this
The girl hadn’t even gone outside Ludhiana before this
She wouldn’t even put a step outside her home without asking elders/parents
But since the girl/madam has come to the city
She only talks about parties
The girl keeps on talking about Saturday

So basically, she used to be a good kid back when she was in Ludhiana (a city in Northern India) then she came to the city for college and became a party hoe.

Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday
Kudi Saturday Saturday

Stupid chorus.

Hanji fir ek baar dekho aaya shanivaar
Party karne ke liye baby ji ho gayi taiyyar

Look, it's saturday again
Baby's ready to start partying

So, yeah, like established earlier, she's a party hoe and only looks forward to saturdays.

Sarojni ke kapde pehen ke jaati madam disco
VIP me complimentary shots bhi de do isko

She goes to the disco wearing Sarojni's clothes
Give her complimentary shots in the VIP

 ...does she even know who Sarojini is? Or what kind of clothes she wore?

Sarojini Naidu

Alia Bhatt

If you're going to make a dumb song, at least don't disrespect one of India's most respected women.

Isko gaadi chahiye lambi
Usme music chahiye LOUD

She wants a car that's long
And it must have music that's loud

Are we really sure it's a long car that she wants? Cuz, given her reputation and the flow of this song...it could be something else...

Ye jaati mehenge club me
Jahaan hota dhang ka CROWD

She goes to an expensive club
Where there's a certain crowd

Well, obviously, you go to a cheap club wearing clothes like that, you're gonna end up as the headline of next day's newspaper...and not in a good way. And, she wants a good crowd...figures...

Ludhiyane se aai ladki university padhti hai
Kehti to hai student hai, But I DOUBT!

The girl from Ludhiana goes to university
She says she's a student, but I doubt!

Whole movie revolves around the fact that they're in the same university (or something) and this is what the song has. Hence proving, the song writers have nothing to do with the movie. They suck separately.

Mundeya de palle vi tu chadeya ni kakh
Jado Sunday Monday kare tera jhutte khanda lakk

You have left the boys with nothing
Your waist swings right to left while you walk

So, boys that go after her are now broke...she's also a gold digger.

Aati Honda mein, Audi mein jati tu khisak
Suck.. suck.. Baby What the F***

She comes in a Honda, leaves in an Audi
Suck.. suck.. baby what the f***

She comes in a shitty car and leaves with some rich guy's Audi cuz gold digger. And.. was that censor really required...?

Apart from that, the song is pretty similar, describing a party girl who gets everyone's attention because of her clothes and behaviour.

P.S: 1) If that video was posted on Redtube, it wouldn't be removed. 
2) She wears more sets of clothes in a 3 minute video than I do in an entire week
3) Yes, this is like a Hindi Musical Autopsy, let me know if I should continue doing this.