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New Year's Eve

Thursday, 1 January 2015
Posted by Soham


It's more of a social obligation to celebrate this one day. I say obligation because that's what everyone talks about when you go to school/work on the 2nd. Everyone boasts how awesome their party was and something like that.

But I fail to understand the motive behind the hype. For one, you end up spending your entire Christmas bonus in one night. Second, people are EVERYWHERE. That means, if you want to reach a restaurant by 9, you have to leave your house 2 hours before.

And well, since people are everywhere, you have to wait at restaurants/clubs/etc.

Of course, it's mostly just grown-ups that get to celebrate. But, even the kids are hyper before midnight on the 31st. Then, when it's midnight, they wish everyone by text, calls, Whatsapp, Facebook (can't meet in person because they're still kids) and everyone's really happy for 15 - 30 minutes.

After that, we all realize that that's it. We realize our holidays are about to end and we need to start studying again. So, that's it. The hype is about 15 - 30 minutes.

Even worse, in my opinion, are the cheesy messages you receive. Most ironical, as far as I know, is the fact that you get messages saying "May this year be full of joy...blah blah...and all your wishes come true." from people you haven't even heard from in months.

And the worst of all is the fact that this day or transition from one year to another does not count for anything. It amounts to nothing, at least in India. If you think about it, you'll realize, our fiscal year starts in April. (Source) And our academic year begins in June (for schools) and July (for colleges).

So, there is no apparent reason for celebrating.


Mario = Life

Saturday, 8 November 2014
Posted by Soham


Everyone knows Mario as one of the most popular games ever. But, many fail to realize how a game of Mario is EXACTLY like our life.

In the beginning, it's very easy.


But, as you grow older, it gets tougher.


Once you go ahead, you can never go back.


It sends a lot of obstacles our way.


We can either jump over them


or jump on them and solve them.


Some problems hurt you


and some might come back.


But, you will always get over it

 

Sometimes, you have to let go


 But, you will always get twinkling opportunities


You always find some time to be away from the world


But, there might be an unexpected surprise


There are ups and downs.


There are shortcuts.


And there are "stairways to heaven"


There is even a God.






And he sends his blessings ("Dene wala jab bhi deta, deta chappar phad ke")



But, most important of all, it has the same romance.

We work hard to win a girl's heart and when we do, we our greeted with



a scary monster, commonly known as "The Father", it is also known as "The Sanskaar" in some Indian cases.

But, we don't give up,


we jump past the monster, and get the girl,






only to find out, after spending quite some time with her, that she's not "The One"





After a lot of problems,


overcoming these problems,

celebrations,

 

depressions,

 

good surprises,

  
not-so-good surprises,


loneliness,


praying to God,


getting shit in return,


encounters with Father and Sanskaar


and a lot of Stairway to Heaven for inspiration,

we finally reach the final, deadly, long encounter with Sanskaar, the wedding,





But, problems don't leave our backs, even when we reach the fire of ritual




the words of the pandit go on and on, in an infinite loop,


unless, you know how to get out of it,


and you reach The Father, who you will face for the last time,


and you fight the last sanskaar, to start an amazing life with The One


but now, she is completely devoted to sanskaar, and you wait for the sweet release death.

Eventually you die, and,


you are reborn, 


in a tougher world, because you were a jerk in your past life and this is karma saying


Unpatriotic

Saturday, 18 October 2014
Posted by Soham


If you've been reading my posts till now, you should have understood that I don't particularly like Bollywood movies, songs etc. and there are a lot of things about the country itself that I don't like.

A lot of my friends, that like all these things, often tell me that I'm unpatriotic, or that I should be ashamed of calling myself Indian. Well, according to me, I just hate all these things because, I know we can do a lot better. Bollywood has capital and talent (to some extent) but most of the public has low expectations, so, they just do the bare minimum.

And it is true, I prefer foreign movies and music over Indian. And when I say foreign, I mean any country, not necessarily America or UK. I like watching the mainstream "superhero" movies (like any geek would) and I enjoy rock/metal music. There are some Indian bands that I like, but, they aren't as popular as Bollywood songs which is weird because they're a lot better.

Apart from that, I find foreign languages even more interesting. I haven't actually seen a movie that was in a foreign language, but I was a frequent Anime watcher. The same applies to music, I like listening to foreign songs.

So, when one of my friends (Bollywood fangirl) heard me talking shit about Bollywood music and it's weird lyrics, she pointed out that I listen to raps, Spanish pop, Reggaeton, dubstep and a bit of EDM, which is like the international version of Bollywood (less than talented people making money off of stereotypical young adults, staying in business no longer than 10 years)

Yeah, I do like EDM and dubstep, but that's just because it's addictive and a good kind of music to have in background while I'm gaming or solving math etc. But, she wouldn't let go because she knew the Spanish songs I listen to and the Bollywood music I look down upon have similar lyrics.

Well, here it is,
I like hearing/watching weird and funny shit that I don't understand.




But, it's true. When you listen to a song in a foreign language, you don't care about the lyrics, in your head, you're just laughing at how weird the language sounds like.

Don't deny it, we all think every other language other than the ones we speak sound weird and funny.

And that's exactly what I do, I just listen to the weird song, not caring about the lyrics, keeping up with the trash beats that are addictive and trying my best to sing along.

But, you can't do that with a Bollywood song. As soon as you start listening to one, you immediately figure out what the lyrics mean,

So, it's not unpatriotic to not like your country's entertainment, or preferring a different country's entertainment.
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